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Halcyon
Halcyon says...
.via Cute as Hell 4 years ago
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MEMBER SINCE: MAR 21, 2009
HOME: Philadelphia, PA, United States
KIND: Dog
BREED: Weimaraner
SEX: Female
AGE: 15 Years, 9 Months
PERSONAL SITE:
VET: Dr. Lindsey Schreiber, Valley Forge Anim
ROOMMATES: Cosmo
ABOUT Halcyon:
An accomplished snotty-tissue shredder, Halcyon is also a vain megalomaniac who spends most of her day posing in front of the mirror and googling herself. Other interests include, shopping, nailpolish, giving unsolicited beauty advice and whoring herself out to younger men. Her dreams in life are to become a reality TV star, being on America's Next Top Model and Dancing with the Stars, and parlaying it into a day time talk show while writing a sleazy tell-all biography. Unfortunately, with greatness and celebrity also comes crazy fans so she is also consulting her attorneys about filing a restraining order against her new stalkers from Cute As Hell.
HOME: Philadelphia, PA, United States
KIND: Dog
BREED: Weimaraner
SEX: Female
AGE: 15 Years, 9 Months
PERSONAL SITE:
VET: Dr. Lindsey Schreiber, Valley Forge Anim
ROOMMATES: Cosmo
ABOUT Halcyon:
An accomplished snotty-tissue shredder, Halcyon is also a vain megalomaniac who spends most of her day posing in front of the mirror and googling herself. Other interests include, shopping, nailpolish, giving unsolicited beauty advice and whoring herself out to younger men. Her dreams in life are to become a reality TV star, being on America's Next Top Model and Dancing with the Stars, and parlaying it into a day time talk show while writing a sleazy tell-all biography. Unfortunately, with greatness and celebrity also comes crazy fans so she is also consulting her attorneys about filing a restraining order against her new stalkers from Cute As Hell.






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Cool yoga pose there:) +1 for you
your yoga stance is quite stoic, halcyon. have you ever thought of teaching a class? ;P +1
Halcyon your Human is funny. +1 point for that yoga pose.
Hey there, Halcyon! We think you are gorgeous! Your morning yoga picture makes me laugh ever time I see it! Here's a cute point : +1 cuteness ~ Cassie girl
I love shredding boogie papers too, my mom asks me why I do such things but she just doesn't understand....+1 my paper shredding friend