20 Dogs With NO CHILL Around Stuffed Animals

By Travis Greenwood

It's a dog-eats-stuffed-dog world out there.

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"YES HE DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE HE BURNS IN HELL."
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1. "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!!"

2. "My job here is done."

3. "According to the FBI, 54.3 percent of homicide victims are killed by someone they know. I'd definitely say this one appears to be a crime of passion."

4. "I'm small but deadly."

5. "Don't blame me; Grandpop said it was cool."

6. "The crown on my head is built from the fur of my enemies. Looks fab, no?"

7. "I find that legs are an easy stress point. Start there and work your way up."

8. "I barely even touched him. At worst, it's a flesh wound."

9. "The baby's got his toys, and I got mine."

10. "I regret nothing!"

11. "I'm taking death by cute to a literal level."

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12. "Like any good vampire, I'm always looking for my necks victim."

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13. "I have nothing to say until my lawyer gets here."

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14. "If slaughtering stuffed animals is wrong, then we don't want to be right."

15. "It's not what it looks like, I swear."

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16. "All in a day's work."

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17. "For best results, you need to clamp down with both paws."

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18. "I plead the Fifth, your honor."

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19. "BRB, gotta go dig a hole to dump the evidence in."

20. "Challenge accepted."

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