Many people look forward to their pregnancies, but we suspect it's because — unlike dogs — most humans (aside from Octomom) do not give birth to a litter of babies.
1. "Fine, I'll pose, but I want you to know I am not feeling body confident today."
2. "Go ahead, post this on Instagram and see if you're still alive tomorrow."
3. "Why."
4. When you just need to be held.
5. "How many of them are there? On second thought, don't tell me."
6. When you decide you're so pregnant that all you can do is lay back and enjoy it.
7. "Say I look like a pig one more time. I dare you."
8. "Move along, folks. Nothing to see here."
9. "I'M A MILLION MONTHS PREGNANT, AND I WILL SLEEP WHERE AND HOW I CHOOSE."
