1. "The cat can crawl through this tunnel, but I can't?"
2. TFW when bae is being clingy, but the floor is fire snakes swimming in lava.
3. "What do you mean "'I'm not allowed on the bed'?"
4. "They say that art is in the eye of the beholder, but I just don't see it."
5. Live every week like it's shark week.
6. "It's true that we're siblings, but it's also true that he's adopted."
7. "Cud you open the gate, please?"
8. "I had no idea I was this handsome." #thirsty #highfive
9. "You mean I have to share you with Brad? I don't even know what that is."
10. "Siri, tell me what's in the box." #24carrotmillionaire
11. Doin me a perplex, such confused
12. "Shiny. But can I murder it?"
13. "Was sitting outside and this chicken decided she was a parrot" = 😂 😂 😂
14. New bed who dis?
15. "So you're trying to tell me that koalas aren't actually bears? WTF!"
16. This was his expression after watching the final episode of Lost.
17. "This BuzzFeed quiz is EFFED UP. There's NO way the sorting hat would put me with Hufflepuffs." — this slithering snake
18. "Just once, I'd like the humans to actually tell me who the good boy is."
19. "No time for questions, just get in."
20. To tuna or not to tuna. That is the question.