Your local bodega or convenience store are these kitties' domain. Tread lightly or you'll get 86'd!
1. "Thank you, come again."
2. It's a bed, a bed of bread.
3. You know the deal: If they fits, they sits!
5. "My bad yo ... i hate to bother you, but uhhh you got any purple-bag Doritos left back there?"
6. The keeper of the La Croix will now accept your ear scritchies.
7. Literally, just a bodega cat rocking a baby blue sweater, NBD.
9. 10/10 customers would smother this kitteh with hugs.
10. "Sorry, THIS tuna is not for sale."
11. "Bedazzled seat covers? That's just how I roll, mang."
12. "OFF THE RECORDS!!!" — me to my cat pretty much every single day (spoiler: he doesn't listen, nope, never, not one bit)
13. "This is where we store the catnip."
15. "SIR, BATHROOMS ARE FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY."
16. "Let me get 12 pounds of today's special."
17. "Look, if you aren't going to buy anything, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
18. Work's been rough of late, so he's catching up on his 💤 💤 💤s.
19. "Clean up needed in aisle three, please."
20. "I want a tall espresso, leave room for milk and cream."
21. "Come, let me show you my establishment."
22. Looks cute, but will scratch you to death if you try to rub that belly.
23. "She was meowing for some food and we obviously had to give her some." = 😂 😂 😂