Just 22 Ridiculous Tweets That Are Too Damn Real For Dog Owners

By Travis Greenwood
  • Nods in agreement * = all dog parents reading this.

1. "You'll drop that sandwich eventually." — this hungry woofer

2. Your dog on Facebook vs. your dog on Snapchat.

3. BRB, gotta go move all slippers from the ground to the top shelf of the closet.

4. An attack on one is an attack on all. #squadgoals

5. Work hard so your dog can live its best life.

6. They. Hear. EVERYTHING.

7. If anyone needs me, I'll be sobbing uncontrollably in the corner.

8. "Wait, what are you doing, there's no ro--- "

9. Two key ingredients for any lasting relationship are compromise and sacrifice.

10. He borked "shotgun" first and rules are rules.

11. It's always good to road-test new material in front of a supportive audience.

12. What the fetch? #fakeituntilyoumakeit

13. I don't trust anyone that doesn't rewrite song lyrics to popular songs around their pup.

14. What did we ever do to deserve dogs?

15. When your heart literally bursts because your pup is pure AF.

16. Because you can't just shut the door on them.

17. Netflix and chill can get awkward real fast.

18. Who amongst us hasn't dreamed of bringing their dog to college? Dogs > all other roommates.

19. [Prince song plays on stereo in background]

20. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

21. When coworkers ask what you did over the weekend.

22. Every day before you leave for work. #thestrugglesisreal

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