13 Hilarious Amazon Reviews For Pet Products That Will Make You Throw Money At Your Screen

By Travis Greenwood

BRB, buying all the things.

1. "The item was slightly larger than I expected, but I shrunk my doll house cat and now it works perfectly."

Funny Amazon reviews (tiny cat tree)
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2. "It is more tender than the centaur I've had, and far less stringy than faun. My only concern is that after feeding it to my infant son, his diaper was filled with skittles."

Funny Amazon reviews (unicorn meat)
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3. "The dog found and consumed them ... the kitchen now looked like a post nuclear battlefield."

Funny Amazon reviews (gummy bears)
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4. "I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children. They are terrified of the mask. Whenever they protest about their bedtime, or ask for too many sweets, I whip on the mask, and they soon know who is King Penguin."

Funny Amazon reviews (penguin mask)
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5. "Best of all? Transparent. It TAUNTS your cats to fruitlessly attack it's three millimeter thick armor. Their claws are useless against it. TERRITORIES ARE HELD, and cat food (and money) is saved making YOUR LIFE BETTER."

Funny Amazon reviews (airtight pet food container)
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6. "She's a very smart dog, like a evil genius super villain. For that I only took off a star. Clearly not design[ed] for super villains. For a more normal dog, this would probably work out fine."

Funny Amazon review (IntelliLeash)
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7. "Another child walked up, 'What kind of animal would you like?' I asked him. He said, 'a dinosaur.' I inflated a balloon all the way and handed it to him. 'What's this?' he asked. I thought for a minute and just stared at him and said, 'a snake.'"

Funny Amazon reviews (balloon animals)
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8. "If you don't mind being detained indefinitely by the FBI for genetic-alteration terrorism, then this is the costume for you!"

Funny Amazon reviews (raptor costume)
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9. "The whole house was green with envy. My brother threw his new iPhone 6 plus, sending it crashing against the wall. Father immediately lit his new neck tie on fire. Mom flushed her diamonds down the toilet. The dog pooped himself. Then, my sister proceed to shave her head in protest and insisted she be now called Peter. Meanwhile, as I stood, I realized I had grown 3 inches and my acne disappeared."

Funny Amazon reviews (Three Wolf Moon tshirt)
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10. "The major problem I had was that my cats learned to get food out of the feeder whenever they pleased ... "

Funny Amazon reviews (programmable pet feeder)
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11. "Is this product cat proof?" "Yes, however you have to play the music 'Who Let The Dogs Out.'"

Funny Amazon reviews (cat-proof headphones)
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12. "I fell asleep with my Amazon app left open on my ipad and my little 10 lb dog must have walked across the keyboard and did a 'buy with 1 click ...'"

Funny Amazon reviews (intersecting wall self)
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13. "It took less than 24 hours for my cat to decide that the countertops were not the place to go!"

Funny Amazon reviews (motion sensor plug)
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