If you've ever successfully peed your name into the snow, then you know the exaltation of truly winning at life. Which is why you can probably also understand just how dang proud of himself this good boy named Auggie feels after having a good wee while he's walking on nothing but his two front legs.
We repeat: AUGGIE WEES WHILE WALKING ON NOTHING BUT HIS TWO FRONT LEGS!!!
Auggie is a beagle whose paw-stands are the envy of all the other pups at the dog park, but for reasons only known to him, this pottying pooch only performs this perfect prank when peeing.
While Auggie's technique is certainly something to marvel, it's not unprecedented. Scientific American reports on female Jack Russel terriers who assume a number of positions while urinating including the squat raise, squat, arch raise, and, of course, handstands. Researchers believe that dog urination is a social function and therefore some dogs present their urine differently depending on where they are and whom they are interacting with.
Whatever the reason is, Auggie — we here at Cuteness HQ salute you, sir!
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