15 Animals Who Are Making A Run For It

By Travis Greenwood

Stuck at a boring party when you'd rather be home on the couch streaming your favorite Netflix show?

Take a cue from these zero-fuck-giving animals and their very clever exit strategies.

1. Real footage of me turning in an assignment at 5:01 when my editor gives me a 5:00 deadline.

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2. "I must go now, my planet needs me"

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3. Look up smooth in a dictionary and you'll find this cat.

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4. Like. A. Boss.

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5. Irish goodbye mode: activated

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6. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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7. 🎶 "They see me rollin / They hatin" 🎶

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8. * Watches Homer-Simpson-receding-into-a-bush-GIF one time *

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9. I, for one, will welcome our new feline overlords.

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10. Me IRL when I spot my ex across the room at something hosted by mutual friends.

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11. Have skis, will travel.

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12. Here's your daily/weekly/monthly reminder that cats are basically liquids.

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13. When the Sarge tries to assign you a new partner but you know that you do your best work alone.

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14. RUDE (but brilliant)

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15. What is even happening here?!?

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Because awkward goodbyes at the end of events really are the elephant in the room 😉

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