These 19 Pompous AF Hipster Pets Will Make You Roll Your Eyes

Hipster culture has finally trickled down to our beloved pets and we have nobody to blame but ourselves.

1. He started a GoFundMe to buy handmade squeaky toys and expensive artisanal vegan treats.

Black and white photo of a dog in people clothes
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I donated.

2. Her Instagram feed is 90 percent selfies with song lyrics.

Cat in sunglasses
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And latte art.

3. SMH.

Dog in glasses and scarf with text "Have you seen my bone? Probably not, it's underground."
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4. This tabby lugs his typewriter with him everywhere, including the coffee shop and the subway.

Cat with typewriter
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5. This kitty enjoys a nice nap in a cardboard box when nobody is looking.

Cat with glasses with text "Sleeping in boxes? Too mainstream."
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6. She only listens to music on vinyl. And she only takes black and white pictures.

Black and white photo of cat on turntable
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7. He is going to ask you to read his manuscript.

I read it. It's actually not half bad.

8. He thinks he's the only one reading books these days.

Dog in scarf reading a book
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But he just keeps reading Dharma Bums over and over. It's weird.

9. Move along, nothing to see here, just a hipster dog on a skateboard riding the subway.

Dog wearing shoes, standing on a skateboard, wearing a hat, on the subway
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10. This is what he thinks of your Starbucks addiction.

11. She brings her Polaroid camera everywhere.

Polaroid picture of a cat
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12. So does he.

Cat with Polaroid of cat
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13. This dog only drinks tap water from mason jars.

14. This cat makes a living selling vintage clothes she's thrifted.

Cat in vintage hat.
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She also had a trust fund.

15. There's vegan bone broth in the mug.

Dog in beanie and t shirt, sitting in front of a mug and banana.
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16. He constantly sends you Facebook invites for his band's shows.

17. This pup doesn't go anywhere without a can of La Croix.

Dog wearing a shirt with a can of La Croix
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18. He is obsessed with home brewing kombucha.

Which is kinda cool because he's happy to share.

19. He is the most annoying barista.

Cat wearing oversize glasses and a bow tie
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And those aren't even prescription glasses.

How about more photos of silly pets? Scroll through this list of the 23 foodie pets who are the next pretentious trend we can blame millennials for. Your day is about to get cuter. Well done!