These Animals Renamed For Accuracy Will Make You Pee Your Pants

Throw away the thesaurus because these are the *only* animal aliases you'll ever need again.

Beach Chicken

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My funny bone is dead, RIP my funny bone.

Forrest Corgi

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Brillz! 👏 👏 👏

Winter Tree Dog

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Look at this pointy branch good boy.

Trash Panda

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Top marks for this one, which is a classic of the genre 💯 💯 💯.

Stab Rabbit

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"Feel free to rub my belly anytime." — this little dude

Danger Zebra

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Can't. Stop. Laughing. 😂

Nope Rope

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"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Freedom Glider

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'Murica!

Murder Log

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If you sit down here you might never stand up again. 👀

Floaty Potato

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Cute, but deadly. 😉

Velocirabbit

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Give this wordsmith all the 🏅 🏅 🏅 & 🏆 🏆 🏆.

Pantless Thundergoose

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Also acceptable as a call sign for hotshot pilots enrolled at Top Gun.

Grabby Grabby Water Balloon

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Has zer0 respect for boundaries or personal space.

Dragon Shrimp

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Daenerys's favorite seafood dish.

Booplesnoot

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No writers were harmed in the naming of this dangerous species.

Hot Moose

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So 🔥 🔥 🔥 my monitor just dissolved into a puddle of melted plastic and circuitry.

Floppy Floppy Sea Spider

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"I'll take Nightmare Fuel for $200, Alex."

Sadeyes Von Gimmefood

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Guilt trippers: Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. 🤷

Do you have any creative nicknames for your favorite animals? Share them with us in the comments beloooooooow!