These Animals Renamed For Accuracy Will Make You Pee Your Pants

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Throw away the thesaurus because these are the only animal aliases you'll ever need again.


Beach Chicken

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My funny bone is dead, RIP my funny bone.

Forrest Corgi

Brillz! 👏 👏 👏


Winter Tree Dog

Look at this pointy branch good boy.

Trash Panda

Top marks for this one, which is a classic of the genre 💯 💯 💯.


Stab Rabbit

"Feel free to rub my belly anytime." — this little dude

Danger Zebra

Can't. Stop. Laughing. 😂


Nope Rope

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

Freedom Glider



Murder Log

If you sit down here you might never stand up again. 👀

Floaty Potato

Cute, but deadly. 😉



Give this wordsmith all the 🏅 🏅 🏅 & 🏆 🏆 🏆.

Pantless Thundergoose

Also acceptable as a call sign for hotshot pilots enrolled at Top Gun.


Grabby Grabby Water Balloon

Has zer0 respect for boundaries or personal space.

Dragon Shrimp

Daenerys's favorite seafood dish.



No writers were harmed in the naming of this dangerous species.

Hot Moose

So 🔥 🔥 🔥 my monitor just dissolved into a puddle of melted plastic and circuitry.

Floppy Floppy Sea Spider

"I'll take Nightmare Fuel for $200, Alex."

Sadeyes Von Gimmefood

Guilt trippers: Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. 🤷

Do you have any creative nicknames for your favorite animals? Share them with us in the comments beloooooooow!