Throw away the thesaurus because these are the *only* animal aliases you'll ever need again.
These Animals Renamed For Accuracy Will Make You Pee Your Pants
My funny bone is dead, RIP my funny bone.
Brillz! 👏 👏 👏
Winter Tree Dog
Look at this pointy branch good boy.
Top marks for this one, which is a classic of the genre 💯 💯 💯.
"Feel free to rub my belly anytime." — this little dude
Can't. Stop. Laughing. 😂
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
If you sit down here you might never stand up again. 👀
Cute, but deadly. 😉
Give this wordsmith all the 🏅 🏅 🏅 & 🏆 🏆 🏆.
Also acceptable as a call sign for hotshot pilots enrolled at Top Gun.
Grabby Grabby Water Balloon
Has zer0 respect for boundaries or personal space.
Daenerys's favorite seafood dish.
No writers were harmed in the naming of this dangerous species.
So 🔥 🔥 🔥 my monitor just dissolved into a puddle of melted plastic and circuitry.
Floppy Floppy Sea Spider
"I'll take Nightmare Fuel for $200, Alex."
Sadeyes Von Gimmefood
Guilt trippers: Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. 🤷
Do you have any creative nicknames for your favorite animals? Share them with us in the comments beloooooooow!