Throw away the thesaurus because these are the only animal aliases you'll ever need again.
These Animals Renamed For Accuracy Will Make You Pee Your Pants
By Travis Greenwood
Travis Greenwood
2017-12-07These Animals Renamed For Accuracy Will Make You Pee Your Pants
Cuteness
2017-12-07CutenessBeach Chicken
My funny bone is dead, RIP my funny bone.
Forrest Corgi
Brillz! đ đ đ
Winter Tree Dog
Look at this pointy branch good boy.
Trash Panda
Top marks for this one, which is a classic of the genre đŻ đŻ đŻ.
Stab Rabbit
"Feel free to rub my belly anytime." â this little dude
Danger Zebra
Can't. Stop. Laughing. đ
Nope Rope
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"
Freedom Glider
'Murica!
Murder Log
If you sit down here you might never stand up again. đ
Floaty Potato
Cute, but deadly. đ
Velocirabbit
Give this wordsmith all the đ đ đ & đ đ đ.
Pantless Thundergoose
Also acceptable as a call sign for hotshot pilots enrolled at Top Gun.
Grabby Grabby Water Balloon
Has zer0 respect for boundaries or personal space.
Dragon Shrimp
Daenerys's favorite seafood dish.
Booplesnoot
No writers were harmed in the naming of this dangerous species.
Hot Moose
So đĽ đĽ đĽ my monitor just dissolved into a puddle of melted plastic and circuitry.
Floppy Floppy Sea Spider
"I'll take Nightmare Fuel for $200, Alex."
Sadeyes Von Gimmefood
Guilt trippers: Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. đ¤ˇ
Do you have any creative nicknames for your favorite animals? Share them with us in the comments beloooooooow!