Writer's note: Okay, fine, technically speaking this might not be a bagel, but it's a rounded foodstuff nonetheless and in the interest of a good pun, we're
rolling with it.
Because pets stealing their owner's food is never not funny, we present this hilarious video — a gift handed down by the Content Gods and one Kelley Fultz of Blacklick, Ohio — of a very patient and very sneaky cat tra-tra-trying to poach her human's breakfast noms.
Huddled behind Fultz's laptop, we never really get a good look at Miss Mew Mew, but as you'll see, the tuxedo kitteh is nothing if not determined.
By our count, she boldly attempts to drag the carb-loaded parchment close no less than 5 — COUNT THEM FIVE!!!!!! — times.
Food fights have never looked so cute. Watch!
Purr-serverance, thy name is a hungry cat.