22 Good Boys and Girls Who Have Zero Ideas How Leashes Work

"What manner of sorcery is this?" — All these doggos.

1. Leather snek doin him a bamboozle.

2. When you retweet yourself.

3. Borking around the wrong tree.

4. "No time for questions, just follow me."

5. "I has a neck tail!?!"

6. Sometimes you find salvation when you leash expect it. 😉

7. "If I walk upright long enough, maybe they'll think I'm human."

8. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

9. Time is a flat circle.

10. Proof that choice can be overwhelming: "[I] took him off his leash for the first time. He had no idea what to do with his newfound freedom so he just sat down."

11. Your guess is as good as ours! 🤷

12. "Sorry Jack, there's no room for you on this liferaft."

13. To protecc and servez.

14. Me when my younger siblings are arguing about who gets the last slice of 🍕. #collateraldamage

15. "He'll figure it out someday" -- the older doggo looking on in amusement.

16. "I didn't choose the sub life, the sub life choose me."

17. File this one under fashion furx pas: "My sweet fanny pack/handless leash is embarrassing him." 😂 😂 😂

18. Nylon noodle doin good boy an excite.

19. * freeze frame * "Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation ... "

20. When will hypnotizing loops like this will never not be funny? (Asking for a friend.)

21. Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in.

22. F R E E D O M ! ! ! ! !

Best. Video. Ever.

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