21 Reasons To Be A Cat Person

I will always be a cat person, and so will you.

1. Furever and ever.

2. Last week, I said some dogs were cute. My cats were offended.

3. I got a long lecture about why cats are better than dogs.

4. For some reason, my cats thought this was the most compelling cat fact?

5. Um.

6. Cats are better readers than children.

Stupid children.

7. Again, that's just creepy.

Is that a threat?!

8. Okay, but really. There are a lot of great things about cats. Like their noses.

9. Their paws.

10. Their alluring eyes.

11. Cool tails.

12. They can take care of themselves, for the most part.

13. They go to the bathroom in a box, so you don't have to let them outside in the middle of the night (like a dog).

14. You'll never need to set your alarm if you have a cat!

15. Living with a cat is like having a built in BFF.

16. You'll never have to go to the bathroom alone.

17. Having a cat is like owning a mini lion. It's very prestigious.

18. Cats have a very good sense of humor.

19. And they are very affectionate.

20. Cats are good at guarding the household from intruders.

21. My cats were also quick to remind me ...

No, they have not forgotten this fact.

22. I still think corgis are adorable, but let's just keep that between us.