17 Pets Who Are The Living Embodiment Of Accessory Goals

These animals have more swag than me, you, & the rest of the humanity combined.

1. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT RENT PRICES LATELY?

"I still live with my parents"

2. Sure, the hat is plenty a-moo-sing (sorry, not sorry) but that collar is the stuff of legends.

"I DO WHAT I WANT"

3. Inside every dog is a little Chewie waiting to get out.

RRRAAARGGGHHH!!

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4. +1 for the punny copy.

"Resting bark face"

5. Pin game is something FIERCE 💯 💯 💯.

6. When you put a literal twist on the hypebeast trend.

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7. DUN DUN

"Executive Producer Dick Wolf"

8. So bossy.

"Don't feed me. I will never leave. I have a home but I'm a freeloading a-h*le."

9. When it comes to dogs and squirrels there can only be one true Branch Manager.

"I have reason to believe the squirrels are mocking me"

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10. Patches FTW!

"Will sit for snacks"

11. * Leans in closer *

"If you can read this I will lick you"

12. Are you ready for some 🏈 🏈 🏈?

"On Saturday, I am a Bulldog"

13. HARD SAME, DOG, HARD SAME.

"Huge fan of space both outer & personal"

14. This shirt perfectly sums up the state of the Dog Internet™ in 2018.

"Let me stop you right there before you assume I give a heck"

15. Love at first bite.

"Zombie Outbreak Response Team K9 Unit"

16. Me on the weekends.

"I'm not wearing pants"

17. This is the IRL equivalent of one of those annoying hashtag challenges on Twitter where you take a letter away and it totally changes the meaning of an everyday phrase.

"Your dog doesn't know sit"

HONORABLE MENCHIE #1 (DEMERITS FOR THE LACK OF ACTUAL GOOD BOY, SORRY THOSE ARE THE RULES)

"I am chipped. Get your people to call my people."

HONORABLE MENCHIE #2 (SAME AS ABOVE, BUT WITH A "GAME OF THRONES" SPIN)

"Owner is coming"

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