These animals have more swag than me, you, & the rest of the humanity combined.
1. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT RENT PRICES LATELY?
2. Sure, the hat is plenty a-moo-sing (sorry, not sorry) but that collar is the stuff of legends.
3. Inside every dog is a little Chewie waiting to get out.
4. +1 for the punny copy.
5. Pin game is something FIERCE 💯 💯 💯.
6. When you put a literal twist on the hypebeast trend.
7. DUN DUN
8. So bossy.
9. When it comes to dogs and squirrels there can only be one true Branch Manager.
10. Patches FTW!
11. * Leans in closer *
12. Are you ready for some 🏈 🏈 🏈?
13. HARD SAME, DOG, HARD SAME.
14. This shirt perfectly sums up the state of the Dog Internet™ in 2018.
15. Love at first bite.
16. Me on the weekends.
17. This is the IRL equivalent of one of those annoying hashtag challenges on Twitter where you take a letter away and it totally changes the meaning of an everyday phrase.
HONORABLE MENCHIE #1 (DEMERITS FOR THE LACK OF ACTUAL GOOD BOY, SORRY THOSE ARE THE RULES)
HONORABLE MENCHIE #2 (SAME AS ABOVE, BUT WITH A "GAME OF THRONES" SPIN)
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