136 Punny Cat Names

136 punny cat names
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When it comes to cat names for newly adopted cats, the 100% objectively true rule of thumb is this: The punnier the name, the better.

100+ punny names for male & female cats

• 50 Scent

• Aaron Purr

• Abraham Lynxin

• Ali Cat

• Ali McClaw

• Anderson Pooper

• Billy Bobtail Thornton

• Bing Clawsby

• Bob Meowerly

• Bob Scratchit

• Brad Kitt

• Bruce Stringsteen

• Butch Catsidy

• Catalie Portman

• Cat Benatar

• Cat Damon

• Cat Dennings

136 punny cat names
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• Catnip Everdeen

• Catpernicus

• Cat Sajak

• Catsy Pline

• Catt Collette

• Catticus Finch

• Catti LaBelle

• Catty Smith

• Cat Winslet

• Catzilla

• Chairman Meow

• Charles Lickens

• Cindy Clawford

• Clawdia Sniffer

• Colin Furth

• Conway Kitty

• Dalai Clawma

136 punny cat names
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• Dan D. Lion

• David Spayed

• Demi Meower

• Don Drapurr

• Don Kitty-ote

• Dougie Meowser, MD

• Draco Mewofoy

• Drew Hairymore

• Ebefleazer Scrooge

• Elvis Purrsley

• Feline Dion

• Ferris Mewler

• Fidel Catstro

• Fleas Witherspoon

• Fleyonce Knowles

• Frank Lloyd Bite

• Franz Catka

136 punny cat names
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• Fur-gie

• Fuzz Aldrin

• George Cloonflea

• Genghis Cat

• Halle Purry

• Henry Hissinger

• Holden Clawfield

• Hunter S. Tomcat

• Inigo Meowntoya

• Jane Pawsten

• Jaspurr Sitwell

• Jay Catsby (or The Great Catsby)

• Jean-Clawed Van Damme

• Jean Luc Picat

• Jennipurr Aniston

• Jerry Flea Lewis

• JK Meowling

136 punny cat names
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• J.R.R. Tollkitten

• Jude Paw

• Karl Manx

• Kitcat

• Kitney Spears

• Kit Romney

• Kitstofurr Clawlumbus

• Kitty Cudi

• Kitty Poppins

• Kitty Purry

• Kleokatra

• Krysten Litter

• Lara Clawft

• Leonardo DiCattprio

• LeVar Purrton

• Lionel Itchy

• Lin-Manuel Purranda

136 punny cat names
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• Lucifurr (or Lucipurr)

• Luke Skywhisker

• Margaret Scratcher

• Meowly Cyrus

• Mewtenant Dan

• Mr. Meowgi

• Neil Catrick Harris

• Nikki Sixx Toes

• Obi Wan Catnobi

• Doctor Octopuss

• Oedipuss

• Oliver Sudden

• Oprah Whisker

• Pawdrey Hepburn

• Paw McCartney

• Paw Newman

• Paw Revere

136 punny cat names
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• Pawsy Pawsborne

• Pawtrick Swayze

• Picatso

• Pounce de Leon

• Puma Furman

• Purrnest Hemingway

• Ricky Purrvais

• RuPaw

• Ryan Fleacrest

• Samantail

• Santa Claws

• Spartapuss

• Stonewall Catson

• Shia LaFluff

• Sheddie Vedder (or Shreddie Vedder)

• Sinead O'Collar

• Stevie Licks

• Tabby Roosevelt

• Tabbytha

• Tina Spay

• Toebean MeowGuire

• Top Cat Selleck

• Walter Cron-cat

• Walt Whiskers

• Will Feral

• William Catner

• William Shakespaw

• Winston Furchill

Do you need more inspiration for your new pet’s name?

Pets are like our children. We love them, care for them, and we get to dress them up in adorable outfits so it's extra important that we take time to find the perfect pet name that reflects their personality and potential. Because settling on a name for your new pet can be hard and emotionally wrenching (oh the indecision!), we've gathered nine pet-naming techniques to find the perfect fit, as well as assembled a handful of our most beloved lists of pet names below!