16 Pets Who Think Books Are Dumb

Books are direct competition for lap time and people's attention, therefore, books are dumb.

1. "I'm gonna eat this book up, and then what will you have, hooman?"

2. "So boring I falls asleep."

3. "Surely you can do something better than read this drivel."

"Is my litter box clean?"

4. "Dis dumb. I bite."

5. "No homework. Only cat."

6. Sometimes, if there's a cat in the book, they might like it.

7. Subtle, cat.

8. Well, that's a bit dramatic.

9. "Hello, it is I, Good Dog, requesting your full attention."

10. "Books are only good for one thing, and one thing only -  sleepin."

11. "Werewolves? Where cats!?"

12. "Don't even think about it, hooman."

13. I'm pretty sure all great stories have a cat butt in them.

14. "Keep moving, lady. These books are in use."

15. Ok, this kitten does make a valid point.

16. "WHY NO CATS IN THIS STORY!?"