We know you love your pets and prefer their company, but we need to talk ....
1. Your idea of inviting a few friends over:
2. When your coworkers ask what you did over the weekend, you tell them this:
3. A legitimate excuse not go out is that your dog fell asleep on you.
4. All the selfies on your phone look like this:
5. You think your cat's jokes are hilarious.
6. You block out an hour every night for this:
7. Your dog dresses better than you do.
8. You engage in debates about dinner time with your cat.
9. This is what you mean when you talk about game night:
10. You engage famous chef's opinions on what you cooked for your dog's dinner.
11. Your dog looks at you like this:
"Oh boy, it's you and me again tonight."
12. You spend hours on the weekend prepping a week's worth of food .... for your cat.
13. You tell people you can't go out because your rat needs a shower.
And you mean it.