20 Pets Who Think You Should Get Out More

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We know you love your pets and prefer their company, but we need to talk ....

1. Your idea of inviting a few friends over:

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2. When your coworkers ask what you did over the weekend, you tell them this:

3. A legitimate excuse not go out is that your pet fell asleep on you.

4. All the selfies on your phone look like this:

5. "Why can’t you trust tacos?"

"Because they tend to spill the beans."

Chairman Meow loves laughing at his own jokes.

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6. You follow your pet into every room they go.

7. Your dog dresses better than you do.

8. You engage in debates about dinner time with your cat.
Cat: feed me
Me: It is not dinner time yet
C: I am starving, look at me wasting away
M: Still not dinner time
C: incredulous look

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9. This is what you mean when you talk about game night:

10. You ask famous chefs on social media about what you cooked for your pet: "Hey @GordonRamsay, what do you think about my dog's dinner?"

11. Your dog looks at you like this:

"Oh boy, it's you and me again tonight."

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12. You spend hours on the weekend prepping a week's worth of food .... for your cat.

13. You tell people you can't go out because your rat needs a shower.

And you mean it.

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14. Your weird nighttime routine is synced with your cat's weird nighttime routine: "It's becoming apparent that my own cat and I have way more in common than we both want to. We wake up at 2 PM, we go do our business, we only go to the living room for dinner, continue business, eat midnight snack and sleep at 4 AM again."

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15. You set a place ON the table for your cat.

16. You get more excited for your dogs birthday than your own.

17. What you mean when you tell you co-workers you had a crazy night last night:

CRAZY!

18. You lecture your cat about how breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

19. You spent hours on this:

20. You're hesitant to open new purchases because the cat has claimed it as their own.

"Can you please move?," you plead.

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