10 Dog Commandments Humans Must Live By

Although the original tennis balls are lost to the sands of time, most scholars agree on this modern interpretation.

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Thousands of years ago, a dog descended from a mountaintop with two tennis balls in its mouth. Inscribed in those tennis balls were the 10 Dog Commandments, a list of instructions for interacting with humans and being a Good Dog.

1. If you are eating something, you must share it with me.

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2. The day starts when I wake up.

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3. I don't know what you're doing, but it's not as interesting as I am.

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4. I don't know where you're going, but I want to go with you.

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5. If I'm inside, then I want to go outside.

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6. If I'm outside, then I want to come inside.

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7. The grosser it is, the more fun I’m going to have rolling around in it.

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8. If I can fall asleep on it, then it's a bed.

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9. If I can make friends with it, then I will.

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10. No matter how big I get, I'll always be your baby.

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