10 Dog Commandments Humans Must Live By

Thousands of years ago, a dog descended from a mountaintop with two tennis balls in its mouth. Inscribed in those tennis balls were the 10 Dog Commandments, a list of instructions for interacting with humans and being a Good Dog.

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Although the original tennis balls are lost to the sands of time, most scholars agree on this modern interpretation.

1. If you are eating something, you must share it with me.

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2. The day starts when I wake up.

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3. I don't know what you're doing, but it's not as interesting as I am.

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4. I don't know where you're going, but I want to go with you.

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5. If I'm inside, then I want to go outside.

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6. If I'm outside, then I want to come inside.

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7. The grosser it is, the more fun I’m going to have rolling around in it.

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8. If I can fall asleep on it, then it's a bed.

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9. If I can make friends with it, then I will.

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10. No matter how big I get, I'll always be your baby.

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