Hi! My name is Fnord, and my family adopted me over three years ago. My name was Milton back-then and I sometimes like to wear a bow-tie in homage to my old name. I am very intelligent for a cat, and I am always finding new ways to get in trouble with my mom.
My favorite thing to do is hang out with my sister, Chao. My least favorite thing to do is ride in the car. My favorite food is dog kibble...Mmm!
*I know that me and my siblings have quite strange names and mine may be the strangest of all three. It is pronounced Fuh-Nord and it is a word that has no part in grammatical speech (ie: it is not a verb, noun, adverb, adjective...etc). It is an indicator for surrealist humor....and it is also me, a cat. I like my name and I respond to it well. When my mommy calls out for Fuh-Nord-Eee, I come running!*