Ivan The Terrible (my full name) is a little harsh I think. I'm not really terrible...most of the time. I'm a tabby boy with green eyes, and a spotty belly that my mum finds very cute. My humans think I'm quite a strange cat for some reason. I'm very loveable, but I suppose you can't ignore the fact that I'm a little odd.
First of all, if I sleep for too long,( oh, this is humiliating) I'll wet myself .No, I am not kidding. I've done it ever since he was a tiny kitten. My humans can't cure it. So they close all the doors of the rooms that have beds/sofas/cushioned chairs in them. How cruel! I can't help my little problem...
Another thing. I lick earwax and spit. Don't ask. It just has such a good taste!
I also roll around in the shower after my humans have used it, not when it's on, but just the water left on the shower floor. It's very refreshing.
Weird though I am, I'm also incredibly affectionate, friendly, like to lick you and prove love you. I hope to make lots of new friends here at Cuteness.