Hi! I'm Miss Kitty. I got tired of my previous owner and moved in with the super cool neighbor, who I've slowly been bending to my will. He is turning out to be quiet a suitable minion, though he knows almost nothing about me. I've trained him to bring me wet food 3 times per day, clean my litter box immediately after I use it, and to remember to turn my smooth jazz on before he abandons me daily. In those rare moments when he fails, I have no problem letting him know that my presence is a privilege by making him open the door and then running into the arms of my old minion, until the hunger sets in and I require more wet food. Also, my old caregiver calls me 'Phil', which is a really stupid name for a princess.
Recently, I've been training him in the use of the ‘red dot’. I doubt I’ll ever catch the thing, but requires my human to pay complete attention to me, so I pretend to think I may catch it. Humans are SOOOOO easy to control.
Vote for me and I’ll bring you a bird or mouse, your choice.
Supreme Empress of the Universe