I am hungry. Can I chew on your electrical wires? If you don't have any wires for me, I will settle for expensive hardcover books (Rare first editions are my favorite!). Please provide real estate contracts or tax returns for dessert.
My original name is Isabel, but I was a kitten when I got here, so I was called Kitanya alot. Kitanya is long for my other name KT. I almost died from distemper when I was tiny, but Daddy nursed me back to health. He thinks the high fever might be why I'm loopy, which is how I got the name Braindamage. I think my real name is My Sweetest Girl. That's what he calls me when he holds me in his arms like a baby.