I am Alphie's brother. Yes we are both British but he has that ATTITUDE! Not me. I am just not that arrogant about it. Both Alphie and I were named after CAT-astrophies. I was named after Hurricane Hugo and Alphie was named after Piper Alpha the Oil Rig disaster in the North Sea. John (our "person who loves us") was a member of Lloyd's of London and he said since he lost all his money on these disasters he should have a memory and we are it!