Jesse James...aka "Security!", aka "Stoop MaLoop", aka "The Noodle", enjoys spaghetti westerns and opening cans of whoop ass. His favorite director is Quentin Tarantino and watched Kill Bill Volume I & II like a film student. Full of piss and vinegar, Jesse takes no prisoners....don't let those dreamy eyes fool you. He's a trained killer!
I met Jesse when he was about 3 weeks old, in a cardboard box, with a note attached that said "Please be my new Mom". He was minutes away from being brought to the shelter. I brought him home but things didn't look good. He wouldn't eat and became lethargic...on death's little door. The vet said it didn't look good, he was less than a pound. He suggested Gerber's Baby food might do the trick. Seconds after the hand fed Gerber's, he sprung to life and he's been hissing and popping ever since. Completely devoted to my husband, he has absolutely no use for me.....but I'd still take a bullet for him.