I can't meow very well, I just speak in little squeeks, so I'll do my best to tell you about me. A lady found my by the side of the road when I was just 2 days old. She took me to another nice lady who gave me bottles. This lady gave me to my Mom and Dad. I pretty much rule the house and my brother, Whiskey. And I'll play along when Oso tries to herd me. But my official job is to welcome people into my house. Any stranger will do. My pickup line is usually something like "Come here often?" (though it usually comes out like "mEeeK." Then I'll climb into their laps, maybe make a biscuit or two on their belly before I lay my head on their shoulder, and gently caress their face.
Sometimes I get yelled at for the claws, though.
You can usually find me: In the bed, Under the bed, Laying by the garden tub, or in a sunbeam. I'm usually asleep, though.