Activities: Somehow beating up my sisters even though they are all twice my size, eating human food every chance I get, making huge messes in the wee hours as surprises for Mom in the morning, tearing plastic bags to absolute shreds, and never shutting the Hell up. Apparently, it's called "hyper vocalization".
What is relevant to my interests: Things that make crackling noises.
Favourite Furniture: Mom's desk, on top of her laptop. She doesn't like this.
Favourite Treats: Canned pumpkin.