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dog Names: halcyon

Halcyon is the number 100+ most popular dog name on Cuteness.com.

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Halcyon
Weimaraner
Female

An accomplished snotty-tissue shredder, Halcyon is also a vain megalomaniac who spends most of her day posing in front of the mirror and googling herself. Other interests include, shopping, nailpolish, giving unsolicited beauty advice and whoring herself out to younger men. Her dreams in life are to become a reality TV star, being on America's Next Top Model and Dancing with the Stars, and parlaying it into a day time talk show while writing a sleazy tell-all biography. Unfortunately, with greatness and celebrity also comes crazy fans so she is also consulting her attorneys about filing a restraining order against her new stalkers from Cute As Hell.