1. When you lie on your resume, but get the job anyway.
2. When you meet your LinkedIn crush.
3. When he knows you went to Chick-fil-A after the gym.
5. When he hasn't fed you in like seven dog hours.
6. Good boy of the jungle!
7. When you accomplish a goal.
8. When you find a local bed & breakfast that just gets you.
9. When you find a news source you can trust!
10. When your dream girl ends up being nothing more than a banana.
11. This science doggo who is in charge of quality control.
12. "You think I SMOL, but I am big ole' pupper."
13. When you graduate from sippy cup to big-girl cup.
14. Post pics of your elephants.
15. When the catnip hits you late at night.
16. When you tell him you'll be ready in 5 minutes.
17. When you hear popcorn in the microwave.
18. When you leave him with ONE chore to do on a Saturday.
19. When your parents buy you denim that is three sizes too big.
20. When you have too much purple drink at Sunday dinner.