Despite their size, Great Danes have a reputation for being adorkable scaredy cats. No offense to cats who are actually scared. They probably have their reasons. Great Danes are just lacking in perspective.
1. "Why are you so small and loud?"
2. No wild stunts for this guy.
3. "Don't worry, human, I'll protect you from the vacuum cleaner."
4. It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.
5. "Ooohhhhh noooooooooo"
6. "But the floor is lava!"
7. "Guys! There's something in there!"
8. "I'm holding on to your leash so we don't get separated, okay?"
9. Maybe it's a scary bathmat.
10. "Why are you people laughing? Do something, dammit!"
11. "If I can't see them, they can't see me."
12. "You swear there aren't any sharks here?"
15. "But what if the other dogs don't like me?"
17. It's hard to believe that these two are the same species.