25 Dog Jokes That Will Never Not Be Funny

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What did we ever do to deserve dog jokes?

1. FACT: Dogs puns > All other puns.

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2. "What to you call a cold Frank? ... A CHILI DOG!!!!"

3. This one gets me ~every~ single time.

4. Brilliant!

5. 10/10 comic book fans think this good boy is worthy of ruling Asgard.

6. Me: Knock, Knock!

You: Who's there?


Me: Ken!

You: Ken who?

Me: Ken we go for another walk⁉️ Haaaa‼️

7. * Swipes right *

8. So bad it's good


10. In space, no one can hear you blep (hover over to play).

11. Dying right now from the LOLs, which are coming in ... spades

12. Best. Tweet. Ever.

13. Be honest, who amongst us HASN'T done this? #relatableAF

14. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

15. What kind of monster would do this?

16. All middle-aged dads will find this funny.

17. He just got promoted!

18. Siblings can be so mean sometimes.

19. Oy vey, I can't believe they went THERE!

20. On the importance of posting current pictures to your online dating profiles.

21. "What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on 🐾✋"


23. The debate rages on.

24. This one barely meets the ... wait for it ... ~bar~ for being funny.

25. And finally, an oldie but a goodie.