Just 19 Photos Of The Sneakiest Animal Thieves Ever Caught On Camera

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Even if we caught these animals red-handed (red-pawed?) we still wouldn't arrest them. They're just too darn cute! Also, we don't have any legal authority to make arrests.

1. It's not like anyone is going to notice.

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2. "You're not using this, are you?"

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3. Swimming is for suckers. Steal a boat!

4. "So cold ... so hungry ... ooh, shiny!"

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5. "It's our campsite now, losers!"

6. Not the most elegant heist but indisputably effective.

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7. Jackpot.

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8. Stealing the spotlight: maybe not illegal, but still a dick move.

9. Time to lawyer up.

10. "Just act natural ..."

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11. It seems Disney is embarking on an ambitious live-action remake of Robin Hood.

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12. Look at those mean divers, stealing a camera from an aspiring young cephalopod photographer!

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13. It's the ultimate heist.

14. So much for scoring a birdie, right? (That's a golf joke.)

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15. The real heist is at the jewelry store across the street. The squirrel is just the getaway driver.

16. "Your poetry sucks, Ron. I'm doing you a favor."

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17. That's what you get when you leave your stuff laying around outside.

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18. "Just gonna borrow this for a sec..."

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19. Playing the long con.