Even if we caught these animals red-handed (red-pawed?) we still wouldn't arrest them. They're just too darn cute! Also, we don't have any legal authority to make arrests.
1. It's not like anyone is going to notice.
2. "You're not using this, are you?"
3. Swimming is for suckers. Steal a boat!
4. "So cold ... so hungry ... ooh, shiny!"
5. "It's our campsite now, losers!"
6. Not the most elegant heist but indisputably effective.
8. Stealing the spotlight: maybe not illegal, but still a dick move.
9. Time to lawyer up.
10. "Just act natural ..."
11. It seems Disney is embarking on an ambitious live-action remake of Robin Hood.
12. Look at those mean divers, stealing a camera from an aspiring young cephalopod photographer!
13. It's the ultimate heist.
14. So much for scoring a birdie, right? (That's a golf joke.)
15. The real heist is at the jewelry store across the street. The squirrel is just the getaway driver.
16. "Your poetry sucks, Ron. I'm doing you a favor."
17. That's what you get when you leave your stuff laying around outside.
18. "Just gonna borrow this for a sec..."
19. Playing the long con.