Even if we caught these animals red-handed (red-pawed?) we still wouldn't arrest them. They're just too darn cute! Also, we don't have any legal authority to make arrests.
1. It's not like anyone is going to notice.
2. "You're not using this, are you?"
3. Swimming is for suckers. Steal a boat!
4. "Excuse me, can I have my twig back?"
That was nice of her.
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5. "It's our campsite now, losers!"
6. Not the most elegant heist but indisputably effective.
9. "Now that the snow is melting I've finally figured out where all my socks have gone"
Time to lawyer up.
10. "Just act natural ..."
11. It seems Disney is embarking on an ambitious live-action remake of Robin Hood.
12. Look at those mean divers, stealing a camera from an aspiring young cephalopod photographer!
13. "He's on his way to steal your girl"
It's the ultimate heist.
14. So much for scoring a birdie, right? (That's a golf joke.)
15. The real heist is at the jewelry store across the street. The squirrel is just the getaway driver.
16. "Your poetry sucks, Ron. I'm doing you a favor."
17. That's what you get when you leave your stuff laying around outside.
18. "Just gonna borrow this for a sec..."
19. "First they steal your heart, then they steal your bed."
Playing the long con. Smort!