Pets are wonderful. Pets are angels and little balls of happiness and perfection who can do no wrong. Except when they are not. Because, let's be honest, sometimes they are just total jerks.
1. Having flashbacks to playground "down low, too slow" mockery.
2. You should really cut back on caffeine anyway, right?
3. When instinct meets coincidence.
4. Oh are you hot? Too bad.
5. Rule No. 1: Don't mess with someone literally big enough to swallow your head.
Don't worry, they made up.
7. "Other dog? What other dog? All I see is this arm rest."
9. The look that says you're definitely NOT getting your spot on the bed back tonight.
10. Some dogs get very territorial of beds.
11. "I found somewhere warm to nap."
12. Cat has good dribbling skills, there's probably at least one NBA GM out there who would sign to a 10-day contract.
13. He doesn't even like pizza. That's the jerkiest part.
14. "Let's see how much you like the box now, bish"
15. Who even knows what this thing used to be?
17. "I'm the Captain now"
18. Seriously, dogs love pool floats.
19. My dude, everyone knows you don't bring a push to a slap fight.
20. Sometimes you decide to swim. Sometimes other people decide you should swim.
21. The pillow knows what it did.
22. Emperor Dog did not give you permission to stop petting.
26. "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Upstairs is for kitties only."