You know how sometimes you can, and sometimes you can't even? These animals definitely can't even. Stick a fork in 'em, because they're done.
1. Another day, another dollar.
2. "Nice puppy. Is he even potty trained?"
3. Olly wishes he could book an appointment with a real groomer, but money's tight, so this will have to do.
4. "Put something else up here. Do it. I dare you."
6. "No, please, don't get out of bed on my account. I know you need your beauty sleep."
7. "Wow, dude. Boundaries. Seriously."
8. If the dog thinks your feet smell bad, you need to take a long, hard look at your life.
9. "Is this a joke to you?"
10. "I was thinking we could watch something other than 'The Notebook,' but whatever."
11. How about you act like a professional, Greg?
12. "I'm too young for this shit."
13. Don't they know it's lunch time??
14. So fed up with mind games.
15. Being friends with someone who legit watches the golf channel is the worst.
16. "Is it five o'clock somewhere? I don't know, I'm a cat."
17. Rules were made to be broken.
19. "I'm actually just going to sit here for a little while. Turn off the light when you leave."