Cats are furry little jerks that will forever have my heart and be my favorite animal.
1. I guess it's time to talk to my cat about her changing body.
2. "She laid down right on the puzzle pieces demanding belly rubs!"
3. I mean, cats are even rude to other cats.
5. And if you're a dog? Forgetaboutit.
6. Or a human?
7. Or even worse, a human doing yoga ....
You're going to pay the price.
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8. Cats don't like even like squash. He just wanted to ruin your dinner.
9. Cats are totally unapologetic about wearing fur: "PETA was in town the other day, protesting the abuse of animals and handing out stickers. I gave one to my cat."
10. Actually, I'm on the cat's side here.
The moment you put a costume on a cat, you're taking your life in your hands.
11. "Oh you needed this?"
13. "The hooman spent many hours constructing this. I will destroy it now."
14. Cats think your bathroom habits are disgusting.
You should use a litter-box like a dignified cat.
15. The Battle of Fort Assh*le ....
16. "No, this is my slice. Find your own."
Cats never share their snacks.
17. Your water is now their water.
18. ".......So.....are you going to clean this up?”
19. Definitely a jerk move by the cat, but I LOLed.
21. Happy Birthday.
22. "She's been screaming at these water droplets for 3 minutes get out of the shower already"
My cat does this too and I'm like "Then just walk away Max. Just walk away from the scary water." And then he just gets more mad and screams at the bathtub water.
23. Dude, that was YOUR food.
24. "If I fits, I poops."
"And if it's a potted plant in your front room, that's even better."