25 Ferrets Who Will Make You Wish You Had a Ferret

Ferret, cat snake, fur noodle — a ferret by any other name would smell just as stinky. No offense, ferrets. We love you, even if you have a reputation for being kinda funky.

1. As you can see, ferrets are very enthusiastic readers.

Ferret sleeping on an open book.
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2. Three times the ferret = three times the cute.

Three ferrets squished together.
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3. David Beckham wishes he could.

4. This is going to be a mess to untangle.

Two ferrets and a cat sleeping in a pile.
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5. So! Close!

6. "Am I a pretty flower?"

Ferret standing in a flower vase.
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7. New, stackable, space-saving ferrets for your convenience.

Two ferrets lying on top of one another.
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8. "This is my teddy. There are many like it, but this one is mine."

Ferret cuddling a miniature teddy bear.
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9. Fun Ferret Fact: Sometimes ferrets go into a "dead sleep" from which they're very difficult to awaken.

Once you realize they're not actually dead, it's pretty hilarious.

10. "Five more minutes ..."

Ferret with one eye open and tongue poking out.
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11. They're such elegant, graceful creatures.

Sleeping ferret.
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12. Zzzzzz

Two sleeping ferrets cuddled together.
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13. Handsome fella.

Ferret in a bathrobe.
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14. *BANG*

15. The reason most ferret photos are taken while they're sleeping is because when they're awake, they look like this.

Blurry photo of a ferret.
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16. Groan.

Ferret with caption: What's a ferret's favorite carnival ride? The ferret-wheel!
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17. What do baby ferrets dream about?

18. "It's been half an hour since lunchtime. Can I go swimming now?"

Ferret in a bathtub wearing a miniature inner tube.
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19. Forget ferrets; check out this giant earthworm!

20. "Take a left up here. I know a shortcut."

Ferret on dashboard of car.
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21. Who spilled ferret all over the floor?

Ferret sliding out of pet bed.
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22. Bath time.

23. Let's go on an adventure!

Ferret wearing a purple collar standing in grass and leaves.
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24. No ferrets were harmed in the making of this list.

25. Heart warming.

Two sleeping ferrets curled in a heart shape.
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