This Guard Dog Is Doing A Horrible Job Guarding Anything But Our Hearts

While all dogs may go to heaven, not all of them are guard dog material.

Which is fine, especially for viral good boys like Bubbles, who was captured on film handing out grins to passersby, while on duty as a fearsome guard dog.

It's a good thing too that the humans in Bubbles' life, like Jamie Underwood of Bakersfield, California, shared this 🔥 🔥 🔥 video to warn us all of the terrifying cuddles that await behind chain-link fences.

Never stop guarding our hearts, Bubbles.