Pets are so silly.
He's watching "Jiro Dreams of Sushi" for the third time.
2. "You mean it?!"
"I get to enslave you and rule over your house for reals?"
2. Awww, this puppy is gonna learn about situational awareness!
3. It's a very big park for such a little guy ...
4. When the good boy knows he's a good boy ...
5. "Not to brag, but I've got like seven of them."
6. "Don't make me sing the song Michael."
7. "Come on Chloe. Get it together, girl. You've been training for this moment all your life. You caught the lizard. Think, think think. What comes next."
8. "CAKE FOR ME?"
9. Walks up to a house and hopes there's like a lot of cats in there.
10. Cat Jason doesn't need a knife.
Claws are his knives!!!! Also his victims are like leaves and catnip mousies, so ...