If you're ever sad, just find a dog and a wig. That's what we always say.
1. "They're dogtails when I wear them."
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2. He goes to art shows for the free cheese.
3. Her blep matches her wig!
4. "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, being a good boy all the time."
He changed the lyrics to Hound Dog because they were offensive.
5. She thinks she's that girl in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
6. He is a freegan.
7. Her roller derby name is "Bitch on Wheels."
8. He's not only the president of Hair Club for Dogs, he's a client.
9. Tagged pic vs. profile pic.
10. Your mom is so happy when you have time to FaceTime with her!
11. Here is the host of The Barking Dead.
12. He really wants to get you into that new car.
13. His supervisor is really on his case again.
14. Your older co-worker wants to talk about her health problems.
15. "Yaaa, I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday."
[Smugly sips from coffee mug]
16. "As if!"
Someone tried to feed her store brand dog food.