There's something for everyone at your neighborhood coffee shop!
1. "OMG, I TOTALLY LOVE COFFEEEEE."
2. Her order is iced coffee with extra cream.
"Just a bit more cream, please."
3. "Hold the coffee and gimme that whipped cream!"
4. She thinks the Cinnamon Dolce Latte is so much more sophisticated than the Pumpkin Spice Latte.
5. She just orders an empty mug to sit in.
6. He has the most annoying order: a non-fat latte with 2 percent foam.
7. Black cats prefer black coffee from a mug with a picture of a black cat.
8. His order is always free.
And he always tips well. He's a good boy.
9. You, uh, have a little something on your lips ...
10. She's the kind of girl who orders ice tea at a coffee shop ...
11. Some dogs have absolutely no chill when it comes to whipped cream in a little cup.
12. Every coffee shop has a high-maintenance customer.
13. Her order is an iced vanilla latte that is just as sweet as she is.
14. He orders that drink where you add four espresso shots to coffee.
15. Only basic bitches order puppuccinos.
16. "I LOVE PUPPUCCINOS!!"
17. She appreciates a good Caffe Americano.
18. Corgiccino.
19. Here's a puppuccino pro ...
20. Baristas tip him.
21. She would like a cup of whipped cream, but please don't call it a puppuccino.
