There's something for everyone at your neighborhood coffee shop!
1. "OMG, I TOTALLY LOVE COFFEEEEE."
ME TOO, PUPPY!!
2. Her order is iced coffee with extra cream.
"Just a bit more cream, please."
3. "Hold the coffee and gimme that whipped cream!"
4. She thinks the Cinnamon Dolce Latte is so much more sophisticated than the Pumpkin Spice Latte.
5. She just orders an empty mug to sit in.
6. He has the most annoying order: a non-fat latte with 2 percent foam.
7. Black cats prefer black coffee from a mug with a picture of a black cat.
Of course they do.
8. His order is always free.
And he always tips well. He's a good boy.