Spoiler alert: the dogs and cats win. They always win.
1. Dog vs. Fashion
2. Cat vs. Produce
3. Corgi vs. Corgi vs. Corgi vs. Corgi
4. Cat vs. Cage
5. Puppy vs. Wind
6. Cat vs. Dog
7. Cat vs. Dog II
8. Dog vs. Adversity
9. Cat vs. His Person Not Being Home Enough
10. Cat vs. Nap
It's a tie.
11. Cat Sleeping vs. Dog Sleeping
12. Cat vs. Photographer
13. Dog vs. Sleepies
14. Cat vs. Book
15. Dog vs. Burger
16. Cat vs. Rebel Yell
He yelled "Meow Meow Meow!"