Man's best friend needs his own best friend. It's only fair!
1. It's okay if your favorite toy is bigger than you.
2. Best friend and sleepmate.
- Check out this similar duck-shaped dog chew toy available on Amazon. It's stuffing-free so it won't make a mess, but still super soft. It also comes in three sizes, contains a squeaker in both the head and tail, and medium- and large-sized ducks feature a compartment where you can insert empty plastic bottles – perfect for stimulating your dog's jaw!
4. Geordi has a basket full of toys, but this plastic water bottle is his favorite.
5. "This is not a crappy toy, how dare you!"
- Poop Emoji Farting Plush Toy on Amazon – $16 (contains non-replaceable batteries)