Breaking Mews: 13 Scandalous Headlines Ripped From A Newspaper For Cats

Cats can make more than a hundred different vocal sounds, but somehow that still leaves a lot of room for miscommunication. If cats had their own newspaper, maybe reading the headlines would give us a little insight into their world.

1 String Theory Experiment Suspended After Tragic Accident Befalls Scientist

2. Incriminating Cuddle Photos Leaked: Is It Treason?

3. Primitive Human Technology Streamlines Travel Between Food Room and Fortress

4. Household Survey Confirms: Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

5. Doppelganger Sighting May Indicate Existence of Mirror Universe

6. New Theme Park Ride Met With Little Enthusiasm

7. Humans Think They're So Goddamn Funny

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9. Ongoing Battle Against Gravity Claims Juvenile Victim

10. Human Rejects Attempts at Negotiation; Hunger Strike Continues

11. Peaceful Afternoon Nap Interrupted By Unidentified Yellow Object

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