Cats can make more than a hundred different vocal sounds, but somehow that still leaves a lot of room for miscommunication. If cats had their own newspaper, maybe reading the headlines would give us a little insight into their world.
1 String Theory Experiment Suspended After Tragic Accident Befalls Scientist
2. Incriminating Cuddle Photos Leaked: Is It Treason?
3. Primitive Human Technology Streamlines Travel Between Food
Room and Fortress
4. Household Survey Confirms: Cats Rule, Dogs Drool
5. Doppelganger Sighting May Indicate Existence of Mirror
6. New Theme Park Ride Met With Little Enthusiasm
Think They're So Goddamn Funny
Feline Defends Against Attack By Levitating Automaton
Battle Against Gravity Claims Juvenile Victim
10. Human Rejects Attempts at Negotiation; Hunger Strike Continues
11. Peaceful Afternoon Nap Interrupted By Unidentified Yellow
Cat Finds Record Breaking 22 Hiding Spots In Studio Apartment
For Elusive Red Dot Reaches New Heights