Don't be fooled, humans. That "loving" cat purring in your lap is every single Bond villian put together, and we can prove it.
1. Cats have a talent for destruction.
3. You know how their eyes reflect light in the dark?
4. They are masters of the deadly hide and pounce.
5. Sometimes they seem a little too smart for our own good.
6. And when something goes wrong for us, our cats seems a little too happy about it...
7. Like the Jurassic Park raptors, they’ve learned to open doors.
8. They're even evil to other cats.
9. Your new pet is their new minion.
10. This is the opposite of hugging. The OPPOSITE.
11. And finally, they just have that look in their eyes.