10 Signs Cats Are Evil Geniuses

Don't be fooled, humans. That "loving" cat purring in your lap is every single Bond villian put together, and we can prove it.

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1. Cats have a talent for destruction.

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Knocking ALL the things off ALL the counters. NBD.

3. You know how their eyes reflect light in the dark?

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Yeah, those are high-power laser beams of 100% unadulterated horror.

4. They are masters of the deadly hide and pounce.

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"JUDO CHOP!"

5. Sometimes they seem a little too smart for our own good.

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Every once in a while, you find yourself wondering: Can Cupcake...read?

6. And when something goes wrong for us, our cats seems a little too happy about it...

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...like they’re celebrating something.

7. Like the Jurassic Park raptors, they’ve learned to open doors.

Exhibit A:

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Exhibit B (this mastermind has even outsmarted his human's water trap!):

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8. They're even evil to other cats.

Exhibit A:

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Exhibit B:

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Exhibit C:

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Cats are equal opportunity evil masterminds.

9. Your new pet? Their new minion.

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Take me to the kitchen Donatello, and step on it.

10. Your cuddling puts them into attack mode.

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This is the opposite of hugging. The OPPOSITE.

10. And finally, they just have that look in their eyes.

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What else could it mean?

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