10 Signs Cats Are Evil Geniuses

Don't be fooled, humans. That "loving" cat purring in your lap is every single Bond villian put together, and we can prove it.

evil gray cat

1. Cats have a talent for destruction.

cat gif

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2. You know how their eyes reflect light in the dark?

cat with spooky eyes

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3. They are masters of the deadly hide and pounce.

cat pouncing

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4. Sometimes they seem a little too smart for our own good.

cat reading


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5. And when something goes wrong for us, our cats seems a little too happy about it...

cute evil kitten

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6. Like the Jurassic Park raptors, they’ve learned to open doors.

cat opening door so other cat can go in

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7. They're even evil to other cats.

Exhibit A:

two orange cats

Exhibit B:

cat swiping at other cat
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Exhibit C:

cat closing another cat in a box

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8. Your new pet is their new minion.

kitten riding a turtle

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9. This is the opposite of hugging. The OPPOSITE.

10. And finally, they just have that look in their eyes.

cat with evil look in its eyes