23 Pets Who Wish You Weren't About To Vacuum

We love our pets, obvi. But, sometimes we have to do terrible, awful, no-good, downright despicable things to them... like vacuum the house.

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Here are 23 pets that would really just rather we didn't.

1. "OMG. WTF is that?"

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2. "Thiiiis Issss Nooot Fuuuny Daaaaad!"

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3. "How do we get off? HOW DO WE GET OFF!?"

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4. You thought you were the king of the jungle, didn't you?

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5. "Aw, look at the cute snake. Oh wait, nope!"

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6. "It's alive! Run for your lives!"

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7. "Not what I meant when I said, 'Scratch my head.'"

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8. "Don't you dare cross this line!"

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9. "How do we save her from this evil sorcerer!?"

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10. Code Red! Not an ice-cream cone! Code Red!

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11. "Must save baby from soul-sucking monster."

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12. When you hear your human start the vacuum and it's about to be a fight.

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13. The emotional aftermath of a vacuum cleaner encounter. Never gonna be the same.

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14. "Hey, why aren't you throwing the stick!?"

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15. "I hate my life."

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16. "I really hate my life."

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17. "I'm too young to die!"

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18. "Do I look like Santa to you?"

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19. Definitely gonna puke.

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20. "My name is Fido. You disturbed my sleep. Prepare to die."

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21. "Seriously? You bought her a cat car to help out with these drive-by attacks???"

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22. Or maybe it's the vacuums that should beware!

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23. Let's just make the pets clean up instead, for everybody's sanity.

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