Ladies, having some trouble in the bae department? No worries! We all know that doggos are better than boyfriends, anyway. All you need to do is give your furry friend a modern, "manly" name and you're all set!
"Hello, ladies. My name is Metal."
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Here are 100 suggestions to name a girl's real best friend that are modern, manly and will have all your girlfriends admitting your dog has the coolest name in town.
Inspiration: Booze
- Bourdon
- IPA
- Stout
- Drunken Sailor
- Lager
- Frat Boy
- Ale
- Chug Chug
- Bud
- Wise
- Err
- White Boy Wasted
- Boozy Boo-Boo
- Vodka Bae
Inspiration: Modern Male Childhood Memories
- Red Ranger
- Leonardo
- Raphael
- Donatello
- Michelangelo
- Sonic The Hedgehog
- Vader
- Blue Ranger
- Kevin McCallister
- Nerf
- Black Ranger
Inspiration: Camping
- REI
- Osprey
- Garmin
- Big Agnes
- Camper
- L.L. Bean
- North Face
- Eureka
- Coleman
- Kelty
- Night Sky
- Mr. Woods
Inspiration: Super Heros
- Black Panther
- Peter Parker
- Son of Martha
- Clark
- Winter Soldier
- Boy RomCom
- Uncle Ben
- Flash
- Marvel
- Captain
- Cyborg
- Ultron
- Titans
- Galaxy
- Defender
- Mutant
Inspiration: Bar-B-Que
- Half Rack
- Charcoal
- Slab
- Tri-Tip
- Short Rib
- Mr. Meat
- Captain Grill
- Baby Back
- Grill Master
- Smoky
- Chef
- Brisket
- Skillz
Inspiration: Bad Boys
- Hunter
- Steele
- Killer
- Tyson
- Fighter
- Vicious Vic
- Metal
- Kage
- Pusher
- Viper
- Gunner
Inspiration: Cars
- Benz
- Audi
- Turbo
- Vroom
- Cylinder
- Muscle
- Power
- Bugatti
- Ghini
- GTO
- Cobra
- Speed
Inspiration: Exercise
- Train
- Rep
- Gym Rat
- Bro Bod
- Dad Bod
- Flex
- Six Pack
- Strut
- Grind
- HITT
- Hustle
Trust us, skip the human, boy drama and just party hard with your new badass pup "Steele". It's for the greater good.
Did we miss any modern, manly boy names? Give us a suggestion in the comments section!