29 Things You Know If Your Facebook Profile Is A Photo Of A Cat

By Amanda Rock

As a person who has spent most of her Facebook life using a profile photo of a cat, I can tell you some stuff about us cat people. We're a special breed of cat crazy.

1. First of all, we're only on the internet because cats.

2. We know that nothing dries your tears like kitty paws.

3. We love other people's cats just as much as our own.

Tweet saying "found out last night our cat goes to the kebab shop down the road every day & they give him lamb mince. there's a picture of him on the wall."
credit: @sam_kriss

4. Did I mention that we love cats?

29 Things You Know If Your Facebook Profile Is A Photo Of A Cat
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5. If our cat doesn't like you, then you're outta here.

6. We spend a lot of time with cats.

7. Yes. We would.

8. Parties are only fun if there's a cat to talk to.

9. We're just fine with the cat lady stereotype.

Picture of an elderly woman holding a cat, flipping off the camera
credit: pllaidllama

10. It's a challenge to find someone crazier about cats than ourselves, but they are out there.

11. We are proud of our cats ... all 16 of them.

Picture of a car window decorated with cat stickers
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12. Our favorite superhero.

Naturally.

13. Cat hats are not a waste of money. We know this.

Cat wearing a lion mane
credit: rosecatnick

Especially when it brings out their wild side.

14. We can't wait to get home from work to see the cat.

15. We have cattoos.

29 Things You Know If Your Facebook Profile Is A Photo Of A Cat
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29 Things You Know If Your Facebook Profile Is A Photo Of A Cat
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29 Things You Know If Your Facebook Profile Is A Photo Of A Cat
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29 Things You Know If Your Facebook Profile Is A Photo Of A Cat
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16. Our pawdicures speak for themselves ...

Manicure of Grumpy Cat
credit: aeyvi

17. Sometimes we see cats where there are no cats.

Arm that looks like cat
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18. We know where we stand with our cats.

Meme: Dog; "They feed me and take care of me; they must be gods." Cat: "They feed me and take care of me; I must be a god."
credit: xadz

19. Cats are darling little homicidal maniacs. And we're cool with it.

20. We've seen a cat's butthole more than once.

Cat meme: "I don't always walk over you, but when I do I'm gonna show you my asshole, all of it."
credit: xStang05x

21. The only worthwhile selfie is with your cat.

22. Books with cats are the best books.

Time Cat by LLoyd Alexander
credit: Amanda Rock

23. If there's a cat on it, we will buy it.

24. This is a purrfectly reasonable hair style to wear to the office.

25. There is nothing like that new kitten smell.

26. We firmly believe in spaying and neutering, as well as adopting not shopping.

27. And don't even talk to us about declawing.

28. Cat cafes > people cafes.

Cat cafe in Tokyo
credit: naiyo

29. Us, basically.

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