32 Funny Dog Names For Your Goofball

Do you have a dog who is a doofus and/or a goofball? If you're not sure, take a look at them right now. Is their tongue hanging out? Do their eyes seem to go in two different directions? Are they running around, barking excitedly at nothing? You have a goofball on your hands.

In the case that you have a new goofball and need help naming them, I've put together some suggestions. Keep in mind that goofballs have unique naming needs. You can't give them a Shakespearean name or a name inspired by a mathematician. These dogs need a name that, like them, is uniquely goofy. Your best bet is a food name or an inanimate object name.

Pistachio the dog playing with a toy
The author's goofball, Pistachio
credit: Allegra Ringo

Goofy dog names inspired by food.

  • Potato
  • Sweet Potato
  • Hamburger
  • Brussels Sprout
  • Hash Brown
  • Ham Hock
  • Pancake
  • Biscuit
  • String Bean
32 Funny Dog Names For Your Goofball
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  • Enchilada
  • Taco
  • French Fry
  • Pierogi
  • Donut
  • Parsnip
  • Cannoli
  • Fish Stick
Sleepy Pug with tongue hanging out
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Dog names inspired by inanimate objects.

  • Lunch Box
  • Tugboat
  • Steamboat
  • Thermos
  • Microwave
  • Boxcar
  • Ragdoll
  • Toaster
  • Bulldozer
  • Shrub
  • Banjo
  • Antenna
  • Bath Tub
  • Credenza
  • High Top

What's your goofball dog's name? Let us know in the comments!