These people should be banned from the internet forever.
1. 🙈 🙈 🙈
2. I can't even right now. Are you can't even-ing right now too?
3. So much cringe.
4. This literally makes no sense, unless maybe your name is Noah and you captain a massive ark.
5. Say wuuuuuuuuuuut?
6. One might ask the same of whoever lived long enough to pose it.
7. * Bangs head on desk in frustration *
8. Clearly, this is a person with no qualms about sharing weird stuff online with complete and total strangers.
9. "I'll take 'Who Writes Stuff Like This?' for $200, Alex." — me to Mr. Trebek if I was on Jeopardy!.
10. Why is it that the most embarrassing questions are always "for a friend"? Really makes you think.
11. On behalf of the human race, I want to apologize to "Tea-cup chiauauas" everywhere for this slanderous query.
12. Do you even filter, bro?
13. Let us pray that this person holds no position of power at any level of our government.
14. Can't tell if serious or trolling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
15. * Buries head in facepalm for all of eternity *
17. "Especially lizards."
18. Not today, Satan, not today.
19. Welp, that's enough internets for today. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
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