17 Dogs Who Want You To Throw The Damn Ball Already

"Carol, we're gonna need to make fetch happen more in 2018" — all these good boys.

1. "Here, I'll make it easy for you."

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2. "Look, I can't throw it ~and~ catch it."

3. "Ready when you are!"

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4. "If fetch isn't your thing, I'm happy to kick the footie around a bit."

5. "No lights? No problem!"

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6. "I wasn't joking. The night time really is the right time (for a game of fetch with a glow ball)."

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7. "Oh hai. Can you help me with something? You know, when it's convenient ... "

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8. "It takes two to tango, human."

9. His favorite song is "Don't Stop Retrieving" by 80s rockers, Journey.

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10. "Good luck trying this with the cat."

11. "Just throw it as far as you can and I'll do the rest."

12. "Some dogs drop hints. Me? I take a more direct approach."

17 dogs who want you to throw the damn ball already
"If it's round, small, and fits in my mouth, I will give chase." -- this dog
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13. "Here's the deal: I'll agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie if you agree to throw the ball already."

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14. What kind of monster could say no to a face like dis? (Asking for a friend but also kind of rhetorically.)

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15. "Work with what you got, amirite or AMIRITE?!?!" — this corg

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16. "I could fit that in my mouth." #challengeaccepted

17. "You had one job!!! Humans are hereby canceled." — this strong, independent doggo who isn't afraid to outsource your role to technology because efficiency.