"Carol, we're gonna need to make fetch happen more in 2018" — all these good boys.
1. "Here, I'll make it easy for you."
2. "Look, I can't throw it ~and~ catch it."
4. "If fetch isn't your thing, I'm happy to kick the footie around a bit."
5. "No lights? No problem!"
6. "I wasn't joking. The night time really is the right time (for a game of fetch with a glow ball)."
7. "Oh hai. Can you help me with something? You know, when it's convenient ... "
8. "It takes two to tango, human."
9. His favorite song is "Don't Stop Retrieving" by 80s rockers, Journey.
10. "Good luck trying this with the cat."
11. "Just throw it as far as you can and I'll do the rest."
12. "Some dogs drop hints. Me? I take a more direct approach."
"If it's round, small, and fits in my mouth, I will give chase." -- this dog
13. "Here's the deal: I'll agree that Die Hard is a Christmas movie if you agree to throw the ball already."
14. What kind of monster could say no to a face like dis? (Asking for a friend but also kind of rhetorically.)
15. "Work with what you got, amirite or AMIRITE?!?!" — this corg
16. "I could fit that in my mouth." #challengeaccepted
17. "You had one job!!! Humans are hereby canceled." — this strong, independent doggo who isn't afraid to outsource your role to technology because efficiency.